May 2013
thebeatlesordie:
sometimes I make fun of bieber or 1d fans for how ridiculous they look when fangirling/stalking them
but then I remember beatlemania and…
how one time
a girl almost died
because she tried to
mail herself to the beatles in a huge box
beatlemania was and is
seriously
insane
rexuality:
realistic captions for selfies:
i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
this is the best...
m-ignon:
dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
actually I’m pretty sure people understand this joke since Google exist
“A third of Tumblr’s active users come from households with incomes above...”
– Yahoo Tumblr Acquisition: It’s About Young People With Money (via brooklynmutt)
This is news to me. (via notnadia)
witchyhellbroth:
pinenolanapple:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
Call of Duty got a playable dog character before...
brotherentropy:
tsunderisse:
geoomega:
because it’s marketed more to men than to women
you’re a misogynist.
i like the implication that men find it easier to emotionally connect to a dog than a woman and that that’s for some reason not an extremely fucked up thing about our culture
“The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is...”
– Steve Wilhite, the creator of the GIF, chiming in on the pronunciation of the word. (As everyone knows, choosy memes choose “jif.”) Wilhite, a former CompuServe employee, created the format in 1987 and is to receive an award for his creation tonight. (via shortformblog)
I say it with a hard ‘G’...
abarestorytotell:
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
