how does this have so many notes this is so clearly a fake tweet for fuck’s sake tumblr get it together - from Marissa Meyer’s actual post about Yahoo acquiring Tumblr:
“I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!
We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their wit and irreverence will all remain the same as will their mission to empower creators to make their best work and get it in front of the audience they deserve. Yahoo! will help Tumblr get even better, faster.”
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“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
wut
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I’ve made a huge mistake
There’s nothing on tv, so I’m watching Monday Night RAW
I haven’t watched WWE since 2009. I know I know I shouldn’t be watching it, but hey the kid in me saw it was on and I kept watching. My thoughts:
“Umm why is Kane wearing a mask again? We all know what you look like.”
“I see they got another they got another black guy to replace Booker T…AND HE’S JAMAICAN!”
“Who the hell is The Shield? They are obviously the bad guys…I think one of them might be gay.”
“They still have to finish matches by finishing moves? Really? You would think getting a DDT would be enough. Takes the suspense right out of it.”
“TRIPLE H IS STILL ON WWE FIGHTING?! STILL?!”
“Jack Swagger…man the writers are running out of names for these guys…”
“RANDY ORTON IS STILL ON WWE?!”
“I see is left knee is still a weakness. Good consistency writers.”
“THE RKO!!! Ok that’s still a legit finishing move to me after all these years.”
“JOHN CENA IS STILL CHAMPION?!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Wow I mean damn writers. Can you not come up with something else?”
“They change everyone else’s theme songs and entrances, except Triple H. Nice.”
“‘King of Kings?’ Cmon WWE fans…although I shouldn’t expect much from them…”
“Well Triple H is having a heart attack…damn cliffhangers.”
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actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
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